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“So… all of time and space, everything that ever happened or ever will – where do you want to start?”
-Eleventh Doctor


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kanyewestevil:

WE ONLY USE LEASHES BECAUSE DOGS CANT HOLD HANDS

viele-katzen:

marina-and-the-dragons:

spread-hope-inspire:

Tribute to Steve Irwin, a guy who genuinely loved nature and animals.

This man was beyond real

"Crocodiles are easy. They try to kill and eat you. People are harder. Sometimes they pretend to be your friend first."
- Steve Irwin (r.i.p.)

*watches a movie*
*sees a dog*
me: if something happens to that dog I sWEAR TO GOD
Teacher : What comes after 69?
Student : Mouthwash.
Teacher : Get out.
aaliyah1979-2001:

My Child

aaliyah1979-2001:

My Child

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

tastefullyoffensive:

Roomba, the NOPE of dog world. -makattic

setiaprenn:

doncasturbate:

doncasturbate:

that awkward moment when I try to switch Niall and Ellen’s faces and they still look like themselves

stop reblogging this before ellen sees it and puts it on her fucking show

let’s reblog this till ellen sees this and puts it on her fucking show

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

baerials:

This is the BEST THING IVE EVER SEEN

cute-overload:It’s his first time having to wear a cone

cute-overload:

It’s his first time having to wear a cone

bananagirlworld16:

okay but why don’t more people talk about Night at the Museum like

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poc characters and people being portrayed by poc people

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this movie is so good

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and it has one of the funniest, best, most ridiculous friendships in movie history

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and you have Robin Williams as Teddy Roosevelt I mean

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and if all that didn’t convince you there’s also a t-Rex skeleton that plays fetch with one of its own ribs

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THIS MOVIE

shybairnsget-nowt:

squidward—testicles:

getradified:

blastpete:

I will never not reblog this

I’m still convinced Dankey Kang has to be a type of weed.

She must’ve heard Peter Griffin say Donkey Kong.

shrugging:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS
OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet


oh it me

shrugging:

andro-saurus:

rngnightmares:

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

THE CAT RETURNED THE KISS

OH MY GOD

best gif on the internet

oh it me